Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you