kiadowney:

Happy Record Store Day!

kiadowney:

Happy Record Store Day!


rvacoffeestain:

Happy Record Store Day

rvacoffeestain:

Happy Record Store Day


donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

(via dutchster)


deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via vaginal-erection)


mallardfillmore:

I almost just ruined my life

mallardfillmore:

I almost just ruined my life

(via vaginal-erection)


nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

(via vaginal-erection)



amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

(via 50-shades-of-jalex)


veggietalesyaoi:

if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking

(via dutchster)


lordblackthorn:

marlybears:

doyouevenheilrapunzel:

modernvampies:

berry968:

Gentleman: Leonardo passed his umbrella to Elizabeth Debicki happy to stand in the rain as he protected her designer gown

He probably doesn’t care about the gown and is just being a nice dude

He’s probably doing it to get the academy to notice him and give him an Oscar

2 freaking people can fit under that umbrella. This is like Titanic all over again jesus christ.

You’d think he’d want to stay dry considering he’s died in the water twice already.

lordblackthorn:

marlybears:

doyouevenheilrapunzel:

modernvampies:

berry968:

Gentleman: Leonardo passed his umbrella to Elizabeth Debicki happy to stand in the rain as he protected her designer gown

He probably doesn’t care about the gown and is just being a nice dude

He’s probably doing it to get the academy to notice him and give him an Oscar

2 freaking people can fit under that umbrella. This is like Titanic all over again jesus christ.

You’d think he’d want to stay dry considering he’s died in the water twice already.

(via shes-elecktric)


(via dutchster)



hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

(via mememaster)


nyehs:

Goodbye

nyehs:

Goodbye

(via dutchster)


(via dutchster)